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This office has gone
1 day
without trying to spell "Vietnam" in Arabic.

This office has gone
1 day
without throttling "Middle America".

This office has gone
i days
without a hostile takeover by penguins.

This office has gone
2 days
without platypus infestation.

This office has gone
8 days
without an orc attack.

This office has gone
0 days
without weeping for the future.

This office has gone
2 days
without multiple deaths of small, omnivorous rodents.

This office has gone
2 days
without falling asleep at the wheel.

This office has gone
4 days
without a dart to the forehead.

This office has gone
5 days
without staking a demon.

This office has gone
2 days
without violating airport security.

This office has gone
6 days
without invading Earth.

This office has gone
0 days
without appearing in an apocalypse.

This office has gone
27 days
without direct sunlight.

Last modified: Thu Nov 11 12:50:38 MST 2004